function getQuote() {

  var quote=new Array();

  quote[0]="SUBNIT TO GOSSIP";
  quote[1]="it's like hosting a filipino drag queen knife fight in your skull";
  quote[2]="on a bad day, who would you kill?";
  quote[3]="young and dumb and fucked up in the head";
  quote[4]="for great justice!!";
  quote[5]="office of homeland defence, northeast headquarters";
  quote[6]="march on, electric children";
  quote[7]="come on, die young";
  quote[8]="99 billion served";
  quote[9]="we have real ultimate power and are totally sweet";
  quote[10]="learn to draw gorbachev's birthmark in your sleep";
  quote[11]="table manners are for people who have nothing better to do";
  quote[12]="a pink, warm electric safety blanket";
  quote[13]="hunger is the best spice, they say";
  quote[14]="paranoia domine";
  quote[15]="we know who shot jfk.";
  quote[16]="one hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong";
  quote[17]="bunch of blubbering wankers, we are";
  quote[18]="i am amazed by the number of things i can destroy with a simple hammer";
  quote[19]="hackito ergo cum";
  quote[20]="you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.";
  quote[21]="we make god mad";
  quote[22]="suck 'em all i say";
  quote[23]="more fun than raping poor people";
  quote[24]="smells like pussy...";
  quote[25]="the poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese";
  quote[26]="too h4rdk0r3 to get laid";
  quote[27]="mind-meld bubblegum etch-a-sketch";
  quote[28]="you know . . . for kids!";
  quote[29]="we love everyone equally";
  quote[30]="hope alls well with you";
  quote[31]="behold my glory";
  quote[32]="you may only smoke if you're on fire";
  quote[33]="i love the smell of asbestos in the morning";
  
  document.write(quote[Math.floor(Math.random() * quote.length)]);

}