frequently asked questions about ThiRD EAst
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Where is THiRD EAst?
Where is the THiRD EAst Congo?
What's with the funny capitalization?
Why did James take a phone by mistake?
What is that triangular creature thing?
What does "hackito ergo sum" mean?
Who is James Tetazoo?
Where are "Bemis Labs"?
What is "Tetazoo Digital"?
What is the "Bemis Mortuary Service"?
What was Delta Upsilon Mu Beta?
What is Delta Gamma?
Where is "Walcott Communications" hindquartered?
What's on the menu at Cafe' Goodale'?
Why the coffeemate?
Who directed the "Cambridge Chainsaw Massacre"?
What do you have against knives?
Who captained the "USS Tetazoo"?
What's "Magnetic Horizons"?
Who built the Squanch Temple in Building 9?
Who/What/Why/Where is Dwight?
What is the Walcott bass cannon?
What is the phone number of Bemis 313?
Who is Soda Lord?
Where is the nearest emergency beacon?
What happens when solid sodium comes in contact with the Charles River?
What's the difference betwen Spam and sodium?
How is the Roast Beef at Buzzy's?
Where did you get the fire extinguishers?
Pylon and dewar in the lounge?
Why is Robotron broken?
What's the F.L.O.D.?
What's the punt list?
Why do people stand around it all the time?
What's Phi Frisbee Grunt?
What's a moat party?
Why do we no longer have an IM Peiball team?
Where did the Rail come from?
Where did Son of Rail go?
What do we have against colonized bulletin boards?
What happens when you mix mice and octagons?
Wouldn't that hydrant make a handy soccer goal post?
Who's in charge of PornComm?
Who's in charge of BondageComm?
...how about SuckComm?
...CondomComm?
...CompressorComm?
What's inside the hallowed phone closet?
What is "turkey yellow"?
What's in the anchovies?
Who owns tetazoo.jpl.nasa.gov?
Who keeps using our lounge as a launch pad?
What pulls up the next Kleenex(tm)?
Wwwwwwwwalker?
