SPAM Haiku 13301-13400

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13301.
Lilac covered walk
Petals fill the blue SPAM can--
SPAM eating frogs croak.
--Howard Johnson, hj44@chess.com

13302.
Night blooming jasmine
Odoriferous vapors--
After she ate SPAM.

--James' Jasmine

13303.
Ripe SPAMku manure
Spread thickly attracting flies
Plow it all under

--Stan Doffish

13304.
Atomic Sausage
SPAM in mint flavored condom
For all pols to eat

--Republicrats & Demolicans, Neither worth a flati.

13305.
At the public trough
Pigs like Hillary all eat
And they feed us SPAM.

--Republicrats & Demolicans, They "Service" us alright, in public.

13306.
Bubba's Meat Delight
The SPAMs of Kalahari
If you like yours hot

--Anonymous

13307.
So how hot is it?
SPAM and eggs concrete frying
Grease stains in your shorts.

--Anonymous

13308.
Life without SPAMku
Is like a day without pus--
Yellow and dripping.

--TEXAZZ PEET, EL PASO, TEXAZZ

13309.
In prison kitchens
Lungers are hawked in the food--
Still better than SPAM.

--Yardbird, Rahway, N.J.

13310.
McCrystal's Snuff, SPAM
A bottle of the dew, you--
Could dew without you.

--Bobby McGee, Baton Rouge, La.

13311.
Freakin' Asian trees
Ugly mountains, green water--
Gimme my damned SPAM.

--Bobby McGee, Baton Rouge, La.

13312.
McDonalds is now
The new SPAM for our rug rats--
Look how far we've come.

--Gen. Havoc

13313.
Dainty snow flakes fall
Around you as you eat SPAM
Or is that dandruff

--Jane Burgess, Ca. Love & Light Jane.

13314.
Having eaten SPAM
I am stuffed, I'm really stuffed--
Mounted on the wall.

--Gibbi

13315.
Old habits die hard
Like slugs in the noon day sun
But SPAM kills slowly

--Red Bones

13316.
In the nude she sang
"SPAMish is a loving tongue"
And stole my last duce.

--Hilary Clinton

13317.
Pink SPAM on a rope
A prong on the old Lone Star
Nasty town Houston

--Texas Rearraingers, Loud mouth bufoons

13318.
No second helpings
SPAM's always on the menu
In old Death Valley

--Harold Wax/Kojack

13319.
Running down my leg
Is this morning's breakfast SPAM
Now I'm drawing flies

--Bobby Webber, Artist

13320.
We sit together
Like souls in different forms
My SPAM can and I

--Kyle W.

13321.
Oh psychic SPAMku
I've found the answers to life
In 5-7-5.

--Johnny Skidmarks

13322.
God bless you John Cho
Here at the home we've written
10,000 SPAMku

--We Love You Johnny, Visit us again....Please?

13323.
Drunken SPAMkuers
Sit in front of their 'puters
Waiting for detox.

--Bernard Whiting

13324.
Gold Shinto temple
Shingled with flattened SPAM cans--
Monks do their penance.

--Richard Pomfrey

13325.
Does Mia eat SPAM?
Is she a cannibal? No,
Mia is no pig.

--Anonymous

13326.
Oh tiny canned meat,
how I love your messy juice--
I like to drink it.

--Chelley The Walking Disco Ball

13327.
Ate fried SPAM for lunch
Wild dogs nipping at my heels
Should have brushed my teeth

--fred garvin.....male prostitute, massie001@hotmail.com

13328.
Michael Barnicle's
Been into the SPAM again--
Truth's not good enough.

--Liar liar pants on fire, Send it out over the wire. Hehehe!

13329.
Fairy SPAMfather
Visited me in the john--
I was really moved.

--And not to tears., Vinnie Da Nose, Da Nort End...Chicago

13330.
Slug mucosa packed
Eagerly I lick away--
The booty is SPAM.

--Gringy Two

13331.
This site needs music
SPAM's too quiet in the can--
Depends on the can.

--Hey, Wake the hell up!, Quiet 1

13332.
Imagination?
Interferon smells like SPAM--
Can SPAM fight Hep C?

--Don't get it...Don't spread it, Visti: http://members.delphi.com/narue/index.html

13333.
SPAM is cool beans yep!
Tofu for all us Rednecks--
Yuppies eat weenies.

--Mr. God CEO, No cell phones in heaven

13334.
Blessed be pink SPAM
Blessed be the hog farmers--
The few, the lonely.

--Mr. God CEO, No cell phones in heaven

13335.
Only Granmaw made
SPAMerican Chop Suey--
She worked in a jail.

--Captain Bleary, Captb@rowclub.com

13336.
Devious dupers
Those who suck not the SPAM spunk--
Yet write bad SPAMku.

--Captain Bleary, Captb@rowclub.com

13337.
Statues and SPAMku
Dance across my mind's see screen--
When I don't take meds.

--Steve Bushee, Touche' Bouchet ! Revere,Ma

13338.
Sarah Littleboobs
Stuffed her bra and it melted--
I licked her navel.

--I love you Sarah

13339.
Pigs giggle with glee
And the black cow Mooos with joy--
When I open SPAM.

--Harold Parker

13340.
Optional food SPAM
Just what the doctors ordered--
To pad their wallets.

--(Optional), (Optional)

13341.
Lifted the lid in
John Cho's Toilet. It said: sub-
mit your SPAM coo here!

--Tbone4

13342.
Assigned my limit-
ed reign on this mortal coil,
SPAM, all the more, soothes.

--Tbone4

13343.
SPAM ku are like farts.
Everyone else's, they stink.
But mine are O.K.

--Reed Monroe

13344.
Harmony and joy
Singing brooks, and winding paths--
The absence of SPAM.

--Johnnie Joggingsuit

13345.
Block printed with SPAM
Kimonos of Geisha girls--
When east meets the west.

--Johnnie Joggingsuit

13346.
Playing Kick The Can
I broke my metatarsal--
No one ate the SPAM.

--Johnnie Joggingsuit

13347.
Ad in the girl's room
"Please flush two or three times folks--
Hormel's a long way."

--Spacie Gracie, You can kiss my SPAM!

13348.
Backless panty hose
For those special SPAM moments--
On the eat and run.

--Spacie Gracie, You can kiss my SPAM!

13349.
Dogmeat in China
Is preferred to Hormel SPAM--
The way things should be.

--Perry Cotrelle

13350.
Fleeting gas pockets
Ready to fouly erupt--
Spraying flecks of pink.

--Hank Berry

13351.
Breezes gently wend
Down the confettied walkway--
Love gasses from SPAM.

--Jonathan C. Gall, johng@urinet.com

13352.
I like SPAM a lot
It tastes so good I eat it
Good luck is from SPAM

--Anonymous

13353.
Writer's block. Take break.
Eat SPAMwich. Enjoy a smoke.
Cough. Crap. Pen flows now.

--Tbone4

13354.
Being a vegan
I neither Read your SPAMku
Nor suck the pink meat.

--Patricia Longdress, Tra la la Health foods Cambridge, Ma.

13355.
Navel full of goo
That once coated pink canned SPAM--
We danced far too close.

--Anonymous

13356.
Walden pond and SPAM
The self reliant meat stuff--
Thoreau it away.

--Lex Ington

13357.
On his last birthday
Granpaw "served" the plump turkey--
We ate SPAM of course.

--Jackie-Jo Peterson, Medicine City, OK.

13358.
Daydreams multiply
Of life on the old pig farm--
While gnawing on SPAM.

--The air was sweet When the shoats were ripe,, Hogmaws, chitterlings and snow white tripe.

13359.
In the Orient
When even the best won't do--
Screw it!........and serve SPAM.

--Sam Minella, pigsdon'tundress@pm.com

13360.
Thundering SPAM rumps
Line dancing from the pantry
In sequined G-strings

--Frankie Mistretta, Las Vegas, Nevada

13361.
When I first came to
Vegas was full of losers--
And eaters of SPAM.

--Frankie Mistretta, Las Vegas, Nevada

13362.
Ten years worth of SPAM
And you can say times have changed
Now losers go home

--Frankie Mistretta, Las Vegas, Nevada

13363.
This here is me arse
This bump here is me elbow--
And this me SPAMku.

--John Paul Worthington, jpwor@sprintnetuk.com

13364.
Summertime's scorching
My SPAM's shrunk in a grease stain--
Buddha passes gas.

--Jitterbug

13365.
I look long and hard
Ingredients bewilder--
Are pigs made of this?

--Herkemir Hendries, herhen@thecoop.com

13366.
Sex organs look strange
So much weirder than pink SPAM
And yet we eat them.

--Spacie Gracie, You can kiss my SPAM!

13367.
In Dempsy Dumpsters
Is the ne'er spoken secret--
The G-spot of SPAM

--Spacie Gracie, You can kiss my SPAM!

13368.
Satan tempted me
With dreams of pristine SPAMku--
I was once a monk.

--Soyu Wanna Dance, DD@slingo.com

13369.
God Awful pink SPAM
I would much rather hunger--
Then partake of you.

--Itu Wasa Munk, Itu had a Munk key.

13370.
Trailer park trashers
Take SPAM 101 basics
Then go to D.C.

--Pol-Cats, What is that Clintonesque aroma?

13371.
Michael Barnicle
When the truth's not good enough--
1-800-SPAM.

--Mikey Didit Agin

13372.
River's runs to sea
SPAM tossed I bid ye farewell--
River runs....I see.

--Joe McGonagle

13373.
? "Tranquil Reflections" ?
Of SPAM the Wonder Lunchmeat--
If you're on psych. meds.

--Anonymous

13374.
Dwindling rays of light
Nearing sunset finale--
I think I've been SPAMmed.

--Howdy Doodoo

13375.
While here in the dorm
We've written some great SPAMku--
But used it and flushed.

--IRA Strong

13376.
Evil admixture
Scraped hot from the devil's crotch--
Gentile Hors D'oeuvres.

--The Galloping Grommet

13377.
Darkness through the trees--
Does the Pope eat holy SPAM
In the shrouded woods?

--Sensei Bob, professorfrink82@excite.com

13378.
SPAMnambulistic
Cooking SPAM, that's baby PAM?
I wake up screaming!

--greg smith

13379.
Open the SPAM can
The cat approaches, "Dinner?"
He sniffs, gasps, then leaves

--Anonymous

13380.
Big grey eats pink food
He salivates and gurgles
Poison is his SPAM

--mystery 1, ????????

13381.
Took your Prozac huh
SPAMku's now kinder gentler--
Where's my Ritalin.

--Meed Ronroe, Icanfly@psychrx.com

13382.
Basho rolls over
Lays a juicy one and dreams--
Wet dreams of SPAMku.

--Meed Ronroe, Icanfly@psychrx.com

13383.
Spatter-shielded johns
Where drugs SPAM and sex collide--
In the old "Bone Zone."

--Meed Ronroe, Icanfly@psychrx.com

13384.
Row and a-ruction
Oodles Of Noodles and SPAM--
Rats from the sky rain.

--James M. Oustache, No. Eire Never no NEVER!

13385.
Patrick of Ireland
Crusading butcher for god--
Sure! A saint...he ain't.

--James M. Oustache, No. Eire Never no NEVER!

13386.
Happy pocket hand
Tickles the SPAMkuer's brain--
Now smell your fingers.

--Happy Parsnip

13387.
Looking back at john
I see last night's SPAM Supreme--
Swirling, Swooosh and.....gone!

--Happy Parsnip

13388.
SPAM toilet tissue
Edibly etched with SPAMku--
For those "Eats and Runs."

--Happy Parsnip

13389.
eggs bacon and SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM and eggs
eggs SPAM bacon SPAM

--Sensei Bob, frinkiac82@netscape.net

13390.
"Your SPAMku is old..."
Sensei exclaimed, with clenched fists
"...and now you must die!"

--Sensei Bob, frinkiac82@netscape.net

13391.
I still remember
it comes in my nightmares; SPAM
in red across bum.

--Sensei Bob, frinkiac82@netscape.net

13392.
2001: A
SPAM odyssey; pigs in space;
porcine monolith.

--David W. Skinner, sasquatch@bentonrea.com

13393.
What is wrong with me?
I like to write SPAM haiku.
I must be insane.

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

13394.
Quiet afternoon
Trees look through my window at
SPAM on a skillet

--Dr. Fritz, docfritz@aol.com

13395.
Mysterious SPAM
What is it really made of
Unmentionables

--Dr. Fritz, docfritz@aol.com

13396.
Pink glop in a bowl
Topped with a scoop of ice cream
That's SPAM à la mode

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

13397.
King Henry VIII
When served SPAM by the servant,
Said, "Off with her head."

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

13398.
"The picnic's over."
"Some SPAM's left in the basket."
"Leave it for the ants."

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

13399.
Archie to Edith:
"You and I will eat the steak.
Meathead gets the SPAM."

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

13400.
Shakespeare wrote haiku.
But it wasn't very good
'cause there was no SPAM.

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com


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