The Yellow Spiky Physics Hat

"See, the Yellow Spiky Physics Hat is too small for my head, so it compresses my brain and makes the distances between synapses smaller. Hence it makes me think faster."
-Kayla Jacobs

I met with a hat of great fame;
It was spiky and yellow by name.
There's some question of whether
It keeps brains together--
But be sure it has style, all the same!
-Julia Kleindienst

The Yellow Spiky Physics Hat has been spotted on many weary travelers on the road of physics discovery. Useful for luck on mechanics tests, as TA identification, or just as a slightly crazy piece of apparel to wear down the Infinite, it's even been used for math, leading some to speculate that its title might someday change to be the Yellow Spiky Physics and Math Hat... but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Pictures from further sightings will be posted Real Soon Now. One of these days I'll figure out how to plug in my scanner....